Some Funny Quotes
Because we all need a laugh...

~And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel, Is just a freight train headed your way...
(Metallica)

~ IF ANYONE tells you nothing is impossible..
Ask them If they have tried slamming a revolving door lately...
(Unknown)


~ Duct tape is much like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the Universe together.
(Unknown)

~Video games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music
(Unknown)

~What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand...
(Unknown)

~Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, I think the Universe is winning.
(Unknown)

~The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
(Unknown)

~Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(Unknown)

~Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
(Homer Simpson)

~When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
(Unknown)

~Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
(Lily Tomlin)

~We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
(Jeff Marder)

~He who laughs last didn't get it!
(Nyck-E)